dudesranch:

if you don’t drink

• you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

• you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

• there’s no help for you i’m sorry

zeeerawr:

i was watching this gif while listening to this song and found it oddly entertaining..

Fleur’s name means: 1) A dangerous person… 2) Stylish and creative!

• Computer:Monitor, display this document, okay?
• Monitor:No prob, boss.
• Computer:Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
• Monitor:Anything you ask, boss.
• Computer:Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
• Mouse:Over the icon panel, sir.
• Computer:Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
• Mouse:Of course.
• Keyboard:Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
• Monitor:Oh god, here we go.
• Computer:*sigh* Printer, are you there?
• Printer:No.
• Computer:Please, Printer, I know you're there.
• Printer:No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
• Computer:Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
• Mouse:Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
• Computer:Printer, now you have to print it twice.
• Printer:No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
• Computer:Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
• Printer:No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
• Computer:You are not out of in-
• Printer:I'M OUT OF INK!
• Computer:*sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
• Monitor:But sir, he has plen-
• Computer:Just do it, damn it!
• Monitor:Yes sir.
• Keyboard:Ahhh! He's hitting me!
• Computer:Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
• Keyboard:He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
• Computer:PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
• Printer:Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
• Monitor:Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
• Computer:No. He did this to himself.

dutchproblems:

Credits to our favourite redditor feebl.

Bonus problems (don’t worry, they’re in English):

thegirl20:

enochian-sigils:

• boobs
• wow she’s hot
• god I love her hair
• boobs
• that outfit is nice
• it shows off her boobs
• Craig is attractive
• why are all the Mord’Sith SO FUCKING HOT
• boobs
• Cara wears too much blush
• she’s gorgeous though
• boobs
• Mord’Sith outfits are sexy
• …

pleasestandclearofthedoors:

I am pretty sure this is my entire freaking life.